500 TOTAL FAKE POLICE PARKING TICKETS! - gag prank joke

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500 TOTAL FAKE POLICE PARKING TICKETS! - gag prank joke
Listing is for a wholesale set of
500 TOTAL
fake parking tickets
These tickets are an absolute riot! A great way to show an inconsiderate motorist what you think of them. Slap one on the windshield of rude parker's, co-workers and neighbors, they will think they received a real parking ticket. Also, these tickets are fun to use on your family / friends as a joke. Just put one on their car right before they are about to leave, it's so funny to watch them run out to the car thinking they have received a real parking ticket.
FOOLS PEOPLE EVERY-TIME!
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Tickets are printed on a high quality thick stock card stock and VERY BRIGHT red for maximum attention! Tickets measure 7'' tall by 3.25'' wide. These are the TOP of the line in quality - they look just like the real thing! Retailers these sell awesome!~ Please see our other auctions as we ALSO sell FAKE LOTTO TICKETS wholesale
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Check mark chooses on the back of the tickets are:
April Fools...Gotcha!!
Happy Halloween
Flat Tires (your fault)
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Stopped for a kiss
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You're a BAD Girl
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Street Sweeping
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Triple Parking
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Quadruple Parking
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Staring off into Space
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Smile, the Jokes on You
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Talking to Other Drivers
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Sleeping in Car
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Not in Front of Hydrant
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Criss-Crosswalk
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Parked on Hydrant
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Auto Tipped Over
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OOPS!
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Park for Clowns Only
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Any Dumb Emergency
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Merry Christmas
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Under Meter Limit
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Over 100 FT From Curb
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Loafer's Parking only
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Not in Handicap
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Parked in Own Driveway
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Over Priced Ticket
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Way Over Priced Ticket
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Lost on Desert Island
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You're too Ugly
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You Deserve it!
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You're a BAD Boy!
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Other 0
Just keep these handy tickets in the glove box of you car for when the NEED serves you!
U.S. SHIPPING IS FREE
INTERNATIONAL
rates see shipping section of listing, We charge BELOW actual cost so you get a awesome rate
Wholesale Bonus offer: For every 5 orders of 500 Parking Tickets purchased I will add 250 Parking Tickets FREE inside your order~!
Buy 5 orders of 500 tickets get 250 tickets FREE
Buy 10 orders of 500 tickets get 500 tickets FREE
Buy 15 orders of 500 tickets get 750 tickets FREE
etc..
FAQ: Bonus offer info:
Can not be combined with any other eBay items
Must meet the minimum quantity listed
Bonus offer qualifies for ALL countries
A GREAT way to lower your cost per unit when you factor in the free goods value
Just order as normal, No need to remind us as we will know to add free goods inside
Check out our eBay store as we sell hundreds of funny items sold at silly low prices
Why shop with Save A Buck Enterprises ?
Ever order something online and just get horrible service? Makes yah kind of mad and say why did I ever order with them?
Well I have been there myself and it is never pleasant. Our goal is to never make you feel this way. When you shop with us we treat you as how we would want to be treated when ordering items online. What does this mean for you?
You get accurate listings
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Shipping upgrade options
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Free bonus good offers
Return Policy
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We are a family owned business and our number one goal is to serve you with the best possible service and value. We are always here for you with any questions or concerns before, during, and after your order. Please see our proven high feedback rating to show that we do what we say.
Thank you for looking and we look forward to possibly doing business with you now and for the future
Warm Regards,
Sean Arnold / Owner
Jennifer Arnold / Account Manager ( my lovely wife )
Mickey Arnold ( our 8 pound dog :)
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